Relegation Warning: Impending Relegation Alert
The Wanaki Men’s Club Thursday Night 9 Hole League in Menomonee Falls has issued an Impending Relegation Alert for the following Division 1 Teams: Holzem/Pulvermacher, O’Connor/Schuette, Metzger/Sanfelippo, McCabe/McCabe/Knecht, Sujecki/Rickertsen, and Wannow/Jacques.
Timing: This warning is in effect immediately and will remain until August 22nd.
Impacts: Expect heavy sarcasm, small gimme circles, foul language and flying objects. These conditions can cause significant damage to persons, golf handicaps and equipment. If you are caught playing near or with one of these teams, you may be met with extremely intense storms of frustration followed by periods of quiet resignation.
Precautions: Teams covered by this warning are advised to play better or volunteer to run the league in 2025 to make their own rules. If you can’t play better, avoid windows and outdoor activities and seek shelter in the bar area immediately.
Stay tuned to this website for further updates and information.
11th – Holzem/Pulvermacher (105.0) Too bad fancy outfits don’t score any points or they would be 1st.
12th – O’Connor/Schuette (103.5) Nice guys…. we know where nice guys finish…
13th – Metzger/Sanfelippo (101.5) No, John doesn’t run the league – yet anyway…
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14th – McCabe/McCabe/Knecht (98.5) Didn’t you guys just get promoted?
15th – Sujecki/Rickertsen (98) Too bad driving distance doesn’t translate into points…
16th – Wannow/Jacques (97.5) Not sure Brian is happy his vision is fixed after seeing this….
