Ah the drama, the intensity, the intense pressure that is the last 4 weeks of the 9 hole league season. Gotta love it when everyone is plugged in and fighting to the end.
Here are the results from Week 14. Standings are updated on the Thursday Night 9 Hole League page or you can read on to get the storylines.
Low Handicap Skins
1 – Taylor Jahnke ($30)
1 – Scott Bergquist ($30)
1 – Dave $trackbein ($30)
High Handicap Skins
1 – Charles Barrow ($20)
1 – Steve Nigh ($20)
Flag Events ($15/each)
Hole 6 – Steve Nigh
Hole 7 – Kevin Dwyer
Hole 9 – Bill Roedell
Hole 12 – Steve Flanagan
Hole 14 – Joe Vachuska
Hole 18 – Gary Olmschenk
Anyone want a Promotion???
We don’t want to overlook the battle for the top 3 spots in Division 2 so we will go through it first this week! I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here to proclaim that at least 2 of teams earning promotion this year will have players with the same last name. The top 3 teams put 14.5, 12, and 11.5 point beatdowns on their opponents last week so they are fully locked in on the goal! Only 2.5 points separate 3rd through 6th so these next 2 weeks are critical! That gimme circle is going to be the same size as Jim Ehnert’s hat…. well maybe not even that big.
Reminder: End of season tiebreaker is the total of team points scored in week 16.
1st – Dwyer/Dwyer (140.5 pts)
2nd – Bergquist/Bergquist/Kaelin (140.0 pts)
3rd – Nemec/Nemec (133.5 pts)
3rd – Oleson/Oleson/Reuteman/Hunt (133.5 pts)
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5th – Brockman/Mohr/Tappa/Roedell (131.0 pts)
5th – Goodman/Stauff/Jones/Kocen (131.0 pts)
Nobody wants a demotion but it’s coming .. Relegation Warning!
The Wanaki Men’s Club Thursday Night 9 Hole League in Menomonee Falls has upgraded to a Level 5 Relegation Warning for the following Division 1 Teams: Holzem/Pulvermacher, O’Connor/Schuette, Metzger/Sanfelippo, McCabe/McCabe/Knecht, Sujecki/Rickertsen, and Wannow/Jacques. The storm as expanded and now also covers the Sams/Klein/Seider team.
Timing: This warning is in effect immediately and will remain until August 22nd.
Impacts: There have been several reports of damage including tree branches and at least one 7 iron. In addition, bickering between teammates, questioning of yardages and epic club throws have occurred in and around this storm.
Precautions: Teams covered by this warning are advised to get to higher ground immediately or volunteer to run the league in 2025 to make their own rules. Ponds and rivers are extremely hazardous to those in the path of this storm and should be avoided at all costs. Avoid contact with trees and large sand filled areas. Players in the immediate vicinity of the listed teams should watch for flying objects, intense cursing and partnership splitting earth movements.
Stay tuned to this website for further updates and information.
10th – Wannow / Jacques (124.0) (Last update 16th – huge move since last warning but still on the lookout)
11th – Pulvermacher/Holzem (122.5) (Last update 11th – better get those tear-off thong outfits before week 15 against French/Klinger/Brzezinski, will at least make Randy happy he has a broken foot and can’t play.)
12th – Sams/Klein/Seider (120.5) (Last update 8th – Got trucked by the Wannow/Jacques team that brought in Cherney as a ringer. Smart move boys…)
13th – Metzger/Sanfelippo (120.0) (Last update – 13th – does Sanfelippo want to stay in D1 enough to take over the league? We’ll find out in the next two weeks)
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14th – O’Connor/Schuette (118.5) (Last update 12th – better gear up for battle in week 15)
15th – Sujecki/Rickertsen (115.5) (Last update 15th – standings stuck in neutral but tee shots are in blast off mode)
15th – McCabe/McCabe/Knecht (115.5) (Last update 14th – moving the wrong way, bribing league officials recommended)
