Your weekly reminders:
* Post your scores for handicap using the WSGA app or the WSGA web site.
* Please write your name clearly on hole event signs. Make sure you are not signing an 18 hole league sign!
* Fill out the scorecard completely and one member from each team needs to sign the scorecard. Also, the card must be filled out on the front and the back.
* Alex Eichelberger has a bone to pick with John Sanfelippo regarding the spelling of his name in the weekly email. More to come..
* Trevor Seider is required to submit to the Men’s Club Performance Enhancing Drug Screen (relax Trevor….. only performance enhancing drugs this time… ..and not the Viagra kind..) after his winning long drive on #7. See Chris Gissal for urine sample collection.
* Also Trevor, it is weak sauce to have your partner do your trash talking on the flag event signs…. come up with your own material dude…
* Speaking of performance enhancing, there were three 33s thrown down this week by Brian Klein, Trevor Seider, and Austin Rickertsen.
* Scorecard Notes:
1) There are no “Ghost” players…. unless Tom Binney came back and played for your team – and we’re going to need to see some grainy visual evidence of this if you put it on the card. (Now if the “ghost” started a hole with a Titleist but ended with a Top Flight and incurred no penalty strokes we believe you and Jim will be scheduling an exorcism.) For review, when a player does not show they get 0, the opponent gets 5.5.
2) There is nobody in the league named “Taylor ?” You just spent 2.5 quality hours with the gentleman Mr. McCabe, you can ask him his name.
Flag Event Winners ($15)
5 – Brian Klein (Birdie that Strack)
7 – Trevor Seider (In your dreams Strackbein)
9 – Taylor Jahnke
10 – Riley Falk
12 – Austin Rickertsen
14 – Ty Grzetich
Low Handicap Skins (6 and under):
1 – Kelly Biever ($28)
1 – Brian Klein ($28)
1 – Trevor Seider ($28)
High Handicap Skins (7 and over):
1 – Steve Flanagan ($16)
1 – Scott Hansen ($16)
1 – Jesse Long ($16)
(Anyone else notice that Sanfelippo has won a lot more skins this year since he took over scoring and skins?? Coincidence… maybe…)
Relegation Watch..
Whooooo….The Relegator is back by popular demand… The Stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, Rolex wearing, jet flying, kiss-stealing son of a gun! Whether you like it or not, learn to love it because it’s the best thing going! Whooooo!!! This ain’t no garden party brother, this is Thursday night 9 hole league where only the strongest survive!
There are still two ways to avoid being body slammed by the Relegator.
1) Play better
2) Take over running Thursday Night League in 2024.
The D1 teams in danger of relegation to D2 in 2024 are…
13th – Team #2 – Nigh/Smith/McLachlan (113.5 points)
14th – Team #4 – McCabe/McCabe/Knecht (111.0 points)
15th – Team #9 – Dwyer / Dwyer (106.0 points
16th – Team #5 – Schneider/Eichelberger/Eichelberger (102.5 points)
The D2 teams looking to make the coveted leap to D1 are…
1st – Team #17 – Hensel/Koppleman (129 points)
2nd – Team #24 – Flanagan / Biever (125 points)
3rd – Team #20 – Champe/Cain/Dye/Finkbeiner (124.5 points)
4th – Team #30 – Nemec/Nemec (123.5 points) So close…yet so far..
New this year…
The bottom 3 teams in D2 get relegated to the Tuesday afternoon Super Senior Ladies League at Songbird Hills. On the bright side – at least your pace of play will improve. TJ – you better put down that fishing pole and get on it buddy…
13th – Team 22 – Dougherty / Ferguson / Seibel / Beede (110.5 points)
14th – Team 23 – Goodman/Stauff/Jones/Kocen (108.5 points)
15th – Team 26 – Wetzel/Dobson/Peterson (106.5 points)
15th – Team 19 – O’Connor/Trick (106.5 points)
